"Drop that shit life..."
в общем фик, Акаме... ничего особенного, кроме того что он стебный:) на английском.
авторство я указала, а вот ссылку на автора не могу, не сохранилась:(
*UPD* ссылка найдена:) Setomono, спасибки:)

саммари:Джин возвращается после шестимесячного отсутствия, а Каме немного поправился в весе. Джин баааака..
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My little tummy

@темы: Акаме

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14.08.2007 в 14:11

"Drop that shit life..."
продолжение...

“Why haven’t you told me???” Was the first thing Jin yelled out to Yamapi once he rushed into NewS’s resting room.

“About what? Oooh… You mean Kame’s mysterious pregnancy?” So Kazuya’s first thing in the morning was to call Yamapi, Jin noted in amusement. Kazuya must be very happy right now.

Loud and teary laughter burst out of Nishikido Ryo, who was sitting at the table.

“Stop laughing! I bet you’re just jealous because Uchi-kun still doesn’t carry your kid under his heart!” The laughter grew louder as Yamapi joined Ryo in it.
“Kamenashi isn’t pregnant,” Ryo said panting from too much laughing. “He’s just fat.”
Jin gasped.
“You dog in the manger!”
*
“Kazuuu! Don’t avoid me!” Jin whined when he finally got a break between two dance practices.
Kazuya conspicuously ignored him.
“Kazuuu, lookie, I’m back from America!”
He still received no answer.
Jin put on his sexiest smile and, swinging his hips in the perfect way, went up to Kazuya.

“Be careful, the fetus may get a heart attack from your hips shaking,” Was the only answer Jin could draw out of his lover.
*


“I’m back from America!” Jin tried the thousandth time that day, “So you must have dinner with me.”
Kazuya watched him with narrowed eyes.
“I’m paying,” Jin offered.
Kazuya stared at him with the same exprеssion.
…And continued doing that for what seemed like forever to Jin.
“I want spaghetti,” Kazuya finally answered after a while.
*
The only benefit of the misunderstanding was that, Kazuya admitted to himself, that he could eat anything and as much as he wanted for free. So he ordered another piece of cake, even though he was already dizzy from the huge amount of food he had already swallowed down.
*
Their dinner reached a tragic end when Kazuya’s stomach started to hurt like never before. Jin was ready to call the ambulance (“Oh my god Kazuya, we’re going to lose the fetus!”) but the younger one somehow induced him to take him home instead (“She’s just kicking the inside of my belly in happiness,” Kazuya said though he hated how this was the only answer that could make Jin give up on his original plan).

Already inside the taxi, Kazuya wondered why Jin believed him.
In the next minute he got the witty answer from Jin to his silent question.
“Mother’s instinct never disappoints, ne~.”
Kazuya wished he had never asked… even though it was only in his thoughts.
*
Minutes later he was already resting his head on Jin’s chest while his arms tightened around his neck and waited for the elevator to reach Jin’s apartment’s floor.

It seemed that the tons of food he had eaten were too much for his stomach. He couldn’t even stand on his own feet now, so Jin had to carry him.

The next thing that made sense to him was that Jin gently laid him down on the bed and ran off for some medicine. Kazuya sighed. After that, he pulled his knees up to his chest because the pain renewed in his stomach.
*
Next morning Kazuya woke up to the feeling of something on his abdomen. With closed eyes he reached out and tried to push it away but realized that it was too strong and too heavy to move it easily. He slowly opened his eyes and saw that Jin’s head was resting on him.

“What are you doing?” He asked sleepily.

“Shhh, or else I won’t hear her. Shouldn’t she be kicking you like last night? Or at least move? If they were being twins then the movements should be twice as much as for a single kid. I want a girl, you know? I’ve always wanted one. Ah, but I want a boy too. I can’t play soccer with a girl. Ahh, it’s so hard to choose between them! You see, that’s why it would be the best to have twins. Then we could have a girl and a boy in the same time!”

“Jin, there’s nothing in me that can move,” Kazuya sighed tiredly.
“What do you mean?” Jin raised his head.
“I’m not pregnant, stupid.”
Jin’s eyes widened. And they became teary. Lastly, realization shone in them.
“So Ryo was right?”
“Why, what did he say?”
“That you were just fat.”
It took only a second for Jin (after falling on the floor hard) to comprehend that he had said something forbidden.
“Tactless asshole.”
“But Ryo said it,” Jin protected himself.
“Then both of you are tactless assholes. Better now?” Kazuya said, sitting up.
“Mouuu, Kazu…” Jin crawled back on the bed and hugged Kazuya. “I love your tummy; it looks so perfectly good on you.”
“Don’t try to placate me, it doesn’t work,” The younger one answered coldly.
“Hey, do you know what’s the positive side of that you’re not pregnant?”
“…”
“That there’s no one inside you who can see that when I move in and out of you.”
“…”
Jin slowly pushed Kazuya back on the pillow and hovered above him. Their lips soon found each other and their tongues melted together in a soft and gentle dance.

“You don’t seem to be broken knowing that we won’t have a kid,” Kazuya giggled when their lips parted.

“Well, yeah… We have plenty of time to make kids, haven’t we? We just have to be faster than Ryo and Uchi and everything will be fine,” Kazuya regretted asking again.

But Jin’s lips and teeth found his nipples which were pretty much abandoned the last time and the awakening pleasure made him forget about the earlier misunderstanding.

“Are you okay now, my little tummy?” Jin asked, caressing Kazuya’s abdomen.
“Jin, don’t speak to my belly, it gives me nightmares.”
-THE END-

14.08.2007 в 15:10

Нет сил идти вперед
:-D
не
ну нужно было, конечно, ожидать от саммари всего
но такой баки от Джина я не ждала :-D Джин даже мило себя повел :-D В отл от Ре :-D
бедный Каме :rolleyes: это было унизительно
14.08.2007 в 15:15

"Drop that shit life..."
Sata Lisat
мне тоже так каме было жалко...

но джинка тут конечно просто нечто...

мне еще понравилось как он Ре сказал - ты мол просто завидуешь, а потом еще и каме утешал, ничего, время еще есть, наверстаем*lol*
14.08.2007 в 15:17

Нет сил идти вперед
Irgik

ага)) наверстаем и наверняка обгоним учи и ре :-D
14.08.2007 в 15:24

"Drop that shit life..."
Sata Lisat ага)) наверстаем и наверняка обгоним учи и ре

бедняга каме.... на него такие надежды возлагают :lol2:
14.08.2007 в 19:38

Витаю в облаках
почему нет фиков где джин обладает хотя бы зачатками мозга? и почему я не хотела бы читать такой фик?

каме памятник за его ангельское терпение в этом фике.
бакаджин - мужчина моей мечты. правда занятый вторым мужчиной моей мечты.
15.08.2007 в 10:22

"Drop that shit life..."
ayaganga почему нет фиков где джин обладает хотя бы зачатками мозга?

хммм... есть, кажется.. weeping tree вроде называется... там джин вполне /относительно/ адекватный

каме памятник за его ангельское терпение в этом фике

ага:) в полный рост!!! и медаль золотую....

бакаджин - мужчина моей мечты. правда занятый вторым мужчиной моей мечты.
:-D :-D :-D :gigi:
15.08.2007 в 18:37

да, хороший фик ) )

кстати, ссылка на оригинал, если что: notthelastsong.livejournal.com/6400.html
15.08.2007 в 18:40

"Drop that shit life..."
Setomono

спасибки:) просто кредит то нада указать:)

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